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7 historical figures who were absurdly hard to kill
www.cracked.com

The folks at Cracked have compiled a list of seven guys who put up a hell of a fight before they were kicked off the planet.  My favotie?  The pirate Blackbeard, who decided to attack his naval pursuers rather than flee.  If you must go, go with a bang.

50 stunning examples of reflective photography
www.smashingmagazine.com

Next time you’re taking that great photo, reflect for a minute on what might be reflected!

Hard drive data recovery guide
www.popularmechanics.com

Great article on software and basic strategy to recover data from a damaged or semi-damaged hard drive.

How to meet girls in World of Warcraft
www.asylum.com

Felicia Day, an unknown but apparently cute actress in a web-sitcom about WoW gamers, offers some advice on how to actually pick up chicks while playing the addictive online game.  This is funny stuff, but here’s my advice to WoW gamers who want to meet some chicks: Stop playing WoW.  Seriously.

Michigan ranked #8 in recruiting
www.freep.com

Despite the worst season ever, Michigan football has picked up two more four-star recruits, and is ranked #8 in national recruiting polls.  So far, at least, it seems that the epic disaster of 2008 has not impacted Michigan’s ability to recruit nationally.  Does this mean next year will be better?  Not necessarily; Michigan was ranked #7 in recruiting last year.  Cross your fingers, folks.

Why churches fear gay marriage
www.salon.com

Richard Rodriguez (the celebrated gay Mexican author, not the Michigan football coach) has offered an interesting take on why religious institutions are so vehemently opposed to gay marriage.  His theory is that gay marriage is threatening to the traditional religious view of “family”, which is, in fact, a male-dominated view.  I.e., when a religious zealot says the word “family”, what he actually means is “male-dominated family”.  Interesting.

Mass media hypocritically hostile to Big Three bailout request
www.firedoglake.com

As if I needed another reason to despise Wolf Blitzer and his ilk of zero-brained, no-talent journalists, here’s an interesting commentary comparing the mass media’s (CNN, FOXNews, MSNBC, etc.) reaction to the Bush/Paulson bailout proposal and the Big Three bailout proposal.  Bush/Paulson requested $700 billion with no strings attached, and the media was more or less fine with it.  Detroit requested $25 billion and was perfectly happy to compromise, but the media has jumped all over them.  WTF.

Alien-like squid filmed at deep-sea drilling site
news.nationalgeographic.com

A deep-water camera anchored to the bottom of an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico has caught rare footage of a squid with elbows hovering above the ocean floor.  Aside from being completely fucking terrifying, this video is further proof that (1) we know pretty much jack shit about the world around us, and (2) do not go in the water.

Prison inmates sneak through ceiling to have sex
news.yahoo.com

Co-ed prison inmates in Indiana have been charged with “escaping” into the ceilings of their cells in order to travel to other prison cells for the purpose of having sex.  This true story sounds so much like a really bad movie, but it’s brilliant, if you think about it.  These folks figured out a way to escape from prison, but decided to stay anyway for the decent hook-ups.  I love it.

360cities.net provides panoramic city photos, awesomeness
www.360cities.net

The website 360cities.net allows users to select from among the world’s most popular travel destinations,  and load a panoramic, 360-degree photograph that can be “explored”.  This technology has been around for a while in the form of “virtual tours” of houses and apartments.  At 360cities.net, it’s extended to cool locations that you actually want to see, like the Great Pyramids at Giza.  Better yet, it integrates with Google Earth, so you can pull up a location in Google Earth and then get down on the ground of that location with 360cities.net.  I’m stoked.

Richrod finally names season captains, now that the season is over
www.freep.com

Michael Massey, Terrence Taylor, Will Johnson and Tim Jamison have been named season captains for the Michigan Wolverines.  There are a handful of interesting things to note about this seemingly mundane news.  First, who are these guys?  Note that none of these captains are marquee play-makers.  No quarterbacks, no running backs, no wide receivers.  Think about where the team leadership is coming from; it’s coming from the defensive line.  Veddy interesting, methinks.  Second, why so late?  The captains were selected less than a week before the final game of the season.  In other words, they were rewarded for their natural leadership, rather than selected ahead of time to actually fill the role of leaders.  This lends massive credence to my theory that part of Michigan’s problem is that there is no leadership on the field.

Week 13 Score: 7/10 (70%)
Total Score: 20/30 (67%)



Joe’s Pick
West Virginia Louisville West Virginia
Tennessee Vanderbilt Vanderbilt
Boston College Wake Forest Boston College
Stanford California California
Michigan State Penn State Penn State
Brigham Young Utah Utah
Oregon State Arizona Arizona
Pittsburgh Cincinnati Cincinnati
Florida State Maryland Maryland
Texas Tech Oklahoma Oklahoma

Joe’s college football picks are based on games selected by ESPN in the ESPN College Pick’Em contest.  You can match your strength against Joe by checking out his ESPN User Profile.



Joe’s Pick
West Virginia Louisville West Virginia
Tennessee Vanderbilt Vanderbilt
Boston College Wake Forest Boston College
Stanford California California
Michigan State Penn State Penn State
Brigham Young Utah Utah
Oregon State Arizona Arizona
Pittsburgh Cincinnati Cincinnati
Florida State Maryland Maryland
Texas Tech Oklahoma Oklahoma

Joe’s college football picks are based on games selected by ESPN in the ESPN College Pick’Em contest.  You can match your strength against Joe by checking out his ESPN User Profile.

Rich Rodriguez has a long list of things to do
www.freep.com

Richrod is apparently a little depressed that he has so many improvements that need to made to the Michigan Wolverines.  Yeah, well, I have no sympathy for the guy.  Maybe his task wouldn’t be so daunting if he hadn’t fired the entire Michigan coaching staff and replaced them with folks from West Virginia.

Civil Unions for All, Leave Marriave to Churches
www.pensitoreview.com

Pepperdine law professor Douglas Kmeic has proposed a compromise to the California Proposition 8 debate (and by extension, the gay marriage debate nationwide).  His solution?  Do away with the word “marriage” in civil, statutory marriage.  Everyone, regardless of sex, can get a civil union from the state, the legal equivalent of marriage.  Marriage will be the province of the church, and civil union will be the province of the state.  Honestly, he may have a point here.  This may be a fight over nothing more than vocabulary.

Week 12 Score:7
Total Score: 13/20 (65%)



Joe’s Pick
Northwestern
Michigan
Northwestern
Notre Dame
Navy
Notre Dame
Ohio State
Illinois
Ohio State
Minnesota
Wisconsin
Wisconsin
California
Oregon State
Oregon State
North Carolina
Maryland
North Carolina
Connecticut
Syracuse
Connecticut
Vanderbilt
Kentucky
Kentucky
Boston College
Florida State
Florida State
UCLA
Washington
UCLA

Joe’s college football picks are based on games selected by ESPN in the ESPN College Pick’Em contest.  You can match your strength against Joe by checking out his ESPN User Profile.

Don’t ever steal a law student’s laptop
www.switched.com

Alex Botsio, a first year law student, was perfectly willing to part ways with his wallet and other valuables, when he was robbed by a baseball-bat-wielding thief recently.  But then the thief demanded Alex hand over his laptop.  This, it turns out, was an enormous mistake.   Hilarious post, and so true.

So long, Phoenix Mars Lander
www.gizmodo.com

Last week, I linked to the poetic last tweet of the Mars Phoenix Lander.  It turns out that there was actually a much longer farewell message written exclusively for Gizmodo.  Beautiful stuff.

Bobby Jindal: Something is Wrong with the GOP
www.cbsnews.com

Republicans are jostling for power in the wake of this month’s devastating loss.  Those who emerge will be people who fundamentally rethink the landscape.  Bobby Jindal, the governor of Louisiana, is a prime example of the kind of guy who could shape the future of the GOP.

Rethinking Brady Hoke
www.daytondailynews.com

In hiring Rich Rodriguez, Michigan defied its own long-standing tradition of promoting from within its own coaching ranks.  And once hired, Rodriguez gutted Michigan’s coaching department (he literally kept only one of the 25 assistant coaches).  One of the guys he fired, Brady Hoke, was picked up as the head coach at Ball State University…. the same Ball State that is now 10-0, one of only four remaining undefeated teams in college football, and ranked in the top 15.  Word is that Hoke was a favorite of Lloyd Carr, and may have been selected as Carr’s successor but for Rodriguez…

eHarmony Rejection
www.photobucket.com

Self-explanatory.



Joe’s Pick
Northwestern
Michigan
Northwestern
Notre Dame
Navy
Notre Dame
Ohio State
Illinois
Ohio State
Minnesota
Wisconsin
Wisconsin
California
Oregon State
Oregon State
North Carolina
Maryland
North Carolina
Connecticut
Syracuse
Connecticut
Vanderbilt
Kentucky
Kentucky
Boston College
Florida State
Florida State
UCLA
Washington
UCLA

Joe’s college football picks are based on games selected by ESPN in the ESPN College Pick’Em contest.  You can match your strength against Joe by checking out his ESPN User Profile.

Week 11 Score: 6 (31 Points)
Average: 21 Points
Total Score: 6 (31 Points)

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Joe’s Pick
Pittsburgh
Louisville
Louisville
Ohio State
Northwestern
Ohio State
North Carolina
Georgia Tech
North Carolina
Nebraska
Kansas
Kansas
LSU
Alabama
Alabama
Iowa
Penn State
Penn State
West Virginia
Cincinnati
West Virginia
Boston College
Notre Dame
Boston College
USC
Cal
USC
Texas Tech
Okla. State
Texas Tech

Joe’s college football picks are based on games selected by ESPN in the ESPN College Pick’Em contest.  You can match your strength against Joe by checking out his ESPN User Profile.

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